Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
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