Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
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It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
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Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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