She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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