so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
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Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
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It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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