No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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