I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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