I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
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I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
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Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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