if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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