If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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