Just cropdusted the office
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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