so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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