By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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