i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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