Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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