Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.