Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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