I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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