beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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