You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
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When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
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As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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