I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
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I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
I have tasted many bathrooms
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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