You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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