So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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