Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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