turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
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