i may or may not be watching the land before time
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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