Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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