gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
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he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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