I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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