I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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