just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
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Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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