But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Randomize
