I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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