I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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