I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
it glows. i had to have it.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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