Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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