Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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