New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
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Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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