I saw his package. It spoke to me.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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