But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
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