...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
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so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
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Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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