i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
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I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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