What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
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