They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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