I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
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you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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