i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
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I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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