What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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