Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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