Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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