I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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