dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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