wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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