We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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