If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
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Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
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Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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