could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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