too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
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No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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