It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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