Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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